And finally i’m also joking :)

I know these are age old jokes doing the rounds… Yet when we read them we laugh till we roll on the floor. I just received them today morning the moment i logged in my office id and I could not resist but put these here for you to read and do the same what i did- LAUGH !


Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
“Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new

Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call”.

Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Sardar in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay “
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok. Ombay. Ombay”

Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU”
Sardarji replied: “I Mr. YOU” !!.

After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: “Oye, Torch is okay”

I hope you had a good time reading through…
No offenses meant to anyone or any religion !

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