Wordy Wednesday-5-‘Vital Stats’

Speed of Shoaib Akhtar’s average delivery=145 kmph

Speed at which your girl friend throws your ‘I’m Sorry’ card after your forgot her b’day=149 kpmh

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Number of people-on an average-at stalls with good vehicles at auto expo=1,758

Number of people-on an average-at stalls with sales girls with good legs at auto expo=21,758

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Number of months it takes you to complete a computer course=6

Number of months it takes for that very course to get obsolete=5

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Average number of times it rains during the period of a month=3

Average number of time it rains during the period of three hours of Karishma Kapoor moive=4

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Number of key scenes in the movie ‘Mela’=12

Number of old movies those scenes have been inspired by=15

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Number of hair on an average person’s head=3,45,62,983

Number of hair sprouting from each of Laloo Prasad Yadav’s ears=5,62,983

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P.S.

Wordy Wednesdays are created to break the monotony of Wordless Wednesdays.As the name suggests it would contain lot of words- stuff like funny / sarcastic/ love/ life quotes,b’day / sorry / love you / miss you/ friendship/ general messages, poetry in Hindi & Marathi, facts and figures, etc. 

Please note that whatever gets posted under the tag ‘Wordy Wednesday’ comes from the cuttings  found in my old diary-dating back to 1990s. 

The  exact source of these cuttings are not known to me today-blame the memory :( .But these could be any of the following

-news papers,magazines,cartoon strips,teens today,greeting cards, reader’s digest etc. 

If you recall having read it somewhere please let me know the source so that I’ll update with credits,thank you.

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14 thoughts on “Wordy Wednesday-5-‘Vital Stats’

  1. Hilarious! you should get these printed in a book or something 🙂

    lol R’s mom nice suggestion that but you know these does not belong to me in real sense…mentioned in the last post that these are the cuttings and scraps taken from various sources long long time back which are unknown to me…just stumbled upon them recently and decided to post as wordy Wednesdays 🙂

  2. He he he..so very true… No wonder the car wash with girls in shorts is always busy… Now dont ask me hod do I know? 🙂

    Well it had to rain for that song na…..

    😀 😀 😀

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