^Dear MIL’s friend,
You are elder to me and I respect that fact. I don’t want to show any kind of misbehavior towards you so please would you stop questioning me on my decision to be SAHM,to fill me in with the other people’s details as to who walks for how much time and who stays in the park for how long everyday and would stop telling my MIL what is good for my baby ? You can be friendly and cordial and can suggest but you can’t be bossy and TELL people to do things or FORCE people to hear your news line!
^Dear 3 aunties on the corner bench,
You come to the park for gossiping,okay. I’ve no issues as long as you’re minding your own business and not judging me by
looking staring at me from top to bottom. I know I’ve a big bum and that’s the reason I walk in the park and let me tell you honestly mine is a little smaller than yours,huh! So if you can park your bums on that bench and while around your time then you’ve no right to give me those looks conveying that ‘being fat is a crime’,alright?
^Dear Park maintenance team,
Can you please please play some good music instead of playing the same cassette of some weird tune of could be Bollywood songs? Half of which we in general don’t even recognize or know that they exist. If there are no cassettes with you mighty please just tune into some radio station and we’re still okay,will you?
^Dear Pink Dress Woman,
You’re my inspiration,thank you very much! You are almost triple my size and that makes me feel better. Don’t get me wrong. I feel better for the reasons that I’m still okay,that you are regular at your walk sessions and that you don’t seem to be fretting about your weight and walk like you’re doing it for fun. I need to take lessons from you,I really do.
^Dear Saree clad woman,
Hats off to you lady,hats off! I’m seeing you since a year [since the time I used to walk in the park in the mornings for reducing,which I failed miserably,then when I used to take those healthy-for-pregnancy walks and now]. I’ve never seen you fat or even plump.You’ve always been the perfect size and in spite of that you are so regular at your walk sessions and you walk with such vigor,you are always in Saree and you always walk for an hour, woof! I feel so good seeing you and I derive energy from your brisk walks though sometimes I feel ashamed of being at the lower side of energy. Sigh, I need to go a long LONG way!
Yes you! Why don’t you understand my little lady that you can’t walk right now. You can furniture walk but that’s about it. And in the park there is no furniture for you take support of,okay? Why then you insist on letting you down on the grass? Moreover it’s cold these days and there are lots of big mosquitoes which may bite you honey pot. So! Please listen to me and dadi when we tell you not to get down of the bench or from the circular swing,okay?
^Dear Old couple,
I’m so in love with you guys. While walking I simultaneously keep an eye on you both,sowwy but I can’t resist :D.You must be in your 80s but the look on your faces is as fresh as lilies 🙂 You guys sit on the same bench everyday and talk like there is no tomorrow. I’ve never seen you wasting even a moment here and there and utilizing all your time talking to each other…how ‘awww’ is that ! When I look at you, I want my future to be like this-me and Husby sitting in the park having all the time to ourselves 🙂 YAY