Wordy Wednesday-22-‘Didja tell your son this?’

20 Things a Mother Should Tell Her Son

came across this on the web…click the above link to original site

1. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship, so don’t take something away from her that you can’t give back.
2. Play a sport.  It will teach you how to win honorably, lose gracefully, respect authority, work with others, manage your time and stay out of trouble.   And maybe even throw or catch.
3. Use careful aim when you pee.  Somebody’s got to clean that up, you know.
4. Save money when you’re young because you’re going to need it some day.
5. Allow me to introduce you to the dishwasher, oven, washing machine, iron, vacuum, mop and broom.  Now please go use them.
6. Pray and be a spiritual leader.7. Don’t ever be a bully and don’t ever start a fight, but if some idiot clocks you, please defend yourself.8. Your knowledge and education is something that nobody can take away from you.
9. Treat women kindly.  Forever is a long time to live alone and it’s even longer to live with somebody who hates your guts.
10. Take pride in your appearance.
11. Be strong and tender at the same time.
12. A woman can do everything that you can do.  This includes her having a successful career and you changing diapers at 3 A.M.  Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship.
13. “Yes ma’am” and “yes sir” still go a long way.
14. The reason that they’re called “private parts” is because they’re “private”.  Please do not scratch them in public.
15. Peer pressure is a scary thing.  Be a good leader and others will follow.
16. Bringing her flowers for no reason is always a good idea.
17. Be patriotic.
18. Potty humor isn’t the only thing that’s humorous.
19. Please choose your spouse wisely.  My daughter-in-law will be the gatekeeper for me spending time with you and my grandchildren.
20. Remember to call your mother because I might be missing you.
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22 thoughts on “Wordy Wednesday-22-‘Didja tell your son this?’

  1. do you think any “typical” Indian mom out there would teach all this to their beloved son?
    I am proud that my mom taught most of this to my brother..

    Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship – so so so true.. any relationship for that matter..

    LOL on 14 🙂

  2. Interesting as RM says. Though my head is stuck on the 19th. Doesn’t sound right 🙂
    20th fir bhi chalega. Mostly cos my mom tends to use that sentiment on me *Eye roll*

  3. Good ones. Most of these points, except the anatomical ones, can be taught to a daughter too.
    Reg the 19th, I think the list has some amount of humor associated to it so it is better to take it in that stride than get defensive about being the d-i-l’s she is talking about. 🙂 I hope you get my point.
    And then somehow I have a problem with no.1 too.

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